Nothing says I want to break up with you like Poundland's £7 three-course Valentine's Day dinner for two

Nothing says I want to break up with you like Poundland's £7 three-course Valentine's Day dinner for two

Poundland is selling a three-course Valentine’s Day dinner for two for just £7.

Look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT.

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nom nom nom, poundland cuz, boom night,


  1. I can't decide what is more romantic, a Valentine's meal from Poundland, a Valentine's table for two at Greggs or a wedding in Weatherspoons?

  2. Tastier than the salty lonely tears I'll be crying :(

  3. £7?!
    I can't even shop at Poundland now not everything's a pound. It should change its name to "Land".

  4. Clagnuts on a bed of warm sawdust, with garlic bread lumps and ferrero rochers to wash down the taste.

  5. Time to change it's name from Poundland.To several pounds.

  6. That main looks more like loose horse droppings on straw...

  7. Valentines day is a load of commercial rubbish anyway!

  8. Can't be poundland cuz it's £7, if it was poundland it would be £1

  9. £7! Doesn’t look great value but it did make me chuckle.

  10. The crab bruchetta and chocolates look OK, at least.

  11. Kia Brewington-Bey the meatballs with noodles made me super sad...

  12. Being from Essex we are happy with chips which we drop when we orgasm! Thus is why the streets are riddled with discarded fries ;)

  13. I have no one to get this for.
    Hang on... Me.
    The night is sorted.

  14. I would ask "WTF is that?!?" But I'm not sure I want to know...

  15. Are they actually horse apples???

  16. That's where all crabs dream of ending up one day.

  17. So bath sponge for starter, cat litter for main and then petrol station chocs for pud. Classy.

  18. There is a cheaper alternative: never respond to their calls and texts again

  19. lmao Penny Lea this does look bad

  20. Dan that’s the surprise ruined 🙄🤭

  21. Looks okay until you get a closer look

  22. Nom nom nom nom . . . Belinda 😍

  23. Zoe Marshall boom! Night sorted😂😂😂

  24. Lucy Turner all we can afford

  25. Dawn Wakefield raising my game now!

  26. Laura Woloschuk, shall I treat you?

  27. Charlotte E White bought this the other day Gillian Bond

  28. Naomi Burrows dinner is sorted

  29. Judith 'Claudia' Whitehouse

  30. Scott Robertson Paul McInally